ASA! TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC! I can’t hear myself think to write today’s post!

Asa: WHAT?! I can’t hear you. I’m celebrating Jon Bon Jovi’s birthday today! Did you know that 2023 marks the 40th anniversary of Bon Jovi? Today should be a holiday!

Chuck Billy: Why don’t you follow Jon’s lead and take your show on the road? Go sing your parody of “Wanted Dead Or Alive” on a walk with Mom. You don’t want the neighbors to miss out on this “holiday,” do you?

Asa: Excellent idea! I dedicate my version to all the dogs taking their humans for walks each and every day…

It’s all the same, only the days will change

Everyday it seems we’re walking this way

Another day where the mornings are so cold

I’d walk all night just to get back home

I’m a Golden, on a daily walk I go

I’m walking

Day and nighttime

Walking day and nighttime

Sometimes we hike, sometimes it’s not for days

And the Squirrels I see, always run their separate ways

Sometimes you tell the day

By the time we get up and walk

And times when I’m not walking all I do is sleep

I’m a Golden, on a daily walk I go

I’m walking

Day and nighttime

Walking day and nighttime

And I walk these streets, a loaded poop bag at my back

Mom takes my poop, ’cause he might not make it back

I’ve been everywhere in this neighborhood

This street’s a million miles and I’ve walked them all

‘Cause I’m a Golden, on a daily walk I go

I’m walking

Day and nighttime

‘Cause I’m a Golden, I got Mom at my side

I’m walking day and nighttime

And I walk day and nighttime

I still walk, day and nighttime

Day and nighttime!