Extended Extraterrestrial Tourist Season

Summer has come and gone, but that doesn’t mean tourist season has ended in Maine. In fact it is quite the opposite. Even tourists from the far-flung corners of the universe know that autumn is the perfect time to visit. And I have proof! Yet another UFO has been spotted over my favorite state.

Oh sure, the news wants you to think that the bright light seen rocketing over parts of Maine on Saturday night was the Space X Falcon 9 Rocket. But I know the truth! This is just yet another example in a long list of instances of a UFO flying into our airspace being dismissed as something else.

Don’t believe me? Well I’ve been documenting this out of this world tourist invasion for years now. It all began Memorial Day Weekend 2016 when an on-duty police officer spotted a UFO darting across the night sky of Portland. At that time, it was dismissed by the “experts” as being a meteor. Since then there have been more strange sightings in Maine at the start of summer each year. Well apparently the word is finally getting out to these space invaders, who like to have their personal space, that autumn in Maine is less crowded but just as spectacular in terms of weather and sights to enjoy.

Now I do acknowledge that using a Space X rocket as an excuse for the strange blue light in the night sky is a different coverup than the meteor showers they usually hide behind. But that’s only because the Aliens know that I’m onto their secret. But have no fear, this Dog Ufologist also knows that if you keep an eye to the sky between now and October 9, 2022, you may see more UFOs trying to visit Maine disguised in the Draconid meteor shower. I also know that we may be welcoming more visitors from Jupiter, since this week its orbit is the closest it has been to Earth since 1959. After all, what Extraterrestrial would pass up the opportunity to see Maine’s fall foliage!

Regardless of if they use a rocket or meteors to disguise their UFOs, this only further proves my theory that Maine is a popular vacation spot for Extraterrestrials. And who can blame them? After all, Maine’s unofficial state slogan is “Vacationland!”

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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