Hello, Imaginary Friends. Thank you for coming today. You may be wondering why Asa and myself called this meeting. It has come to our realization that you may be what our Great Nana called, “fair weather friends.”

Why is it that you are always willing to tag along with us on sunny beach strolls…

….but are nowhere to be found on rainy neighborhood walks.

You beckon us out to play in the yard on sunny days when we have to work…

…but are nowhere to be seen outside on overcast days.

What do you have to say to defend yourselves?

Ah, the silent treatment! Just what we expected from you!