It’s hard being a genius when living with mere mortals.  Case in point, Mom and Dad recently had a yard sale.  After the morning rush, visitors were few and far between, so I thought I would increase the foot traffic by improving our marketing.  Just put a “Free Puppy” sign up, and stand back while Asa works his magic.  Who can resist a puppy?  It’s genius!  But Mom soon reprimanded me, and Dad threw away my sign saying it was false advertisement.  False advertisement?!  They’re the ones saying our yard is for sale and that certainly isn’t true!  Sigh, but if they want to haul these silly knickknacks and creepy dolls back to the basement that’s their choice.  At least I get to spend the day outside meeting new friends.  But tell me the truth.  You’re reading this because of the title aren’t you?!