Tomorrow is the big day for my second surgery to remove the nasal fungus for good! And this procedure can’t come soon enough because not only did the Aspergillosis return with a vengeance in my left nasal cavity, it spread to my right this time. Therefore, so there aren’t any mixed messages to this uninvited Fungi, this time around I wrote a breakup song to make the message loud and musical! So please join me in singing in 5 part harmony, my parody of the NSYNC classic, “Bye, Bye, Bye!”
Hey, hey
Bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)
Bye, bye
Ooze, ooze, oh!
I, I’m ready for a fight
You’ve given my family a fright
I’m tired of this plight
Hey, Fungi, you’re gone
You annoyed me endlessly
When you entered my nasal cavity
So now it’s time to go and leave me alone
I know that I can’t sneeze no more
It ain’t no lie
I don’t want any more of your spores
Fungi, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)
Don’t wanna be a host for you
Just a petri dish while you make me feel like poo
Your spores ate me, and it ain’t no lie
Fungi, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)
Don’t wanna be treated rough
I just wanna tell you that I’ve had enough
It might sound crazy, but it ain’t no lie
Fungi, bye, bye, bye
Ooze, ooze
You told me you’re a fun guy
Now, spore, I know that was a lie
You’re really just a Fungi
Oh! Fungi, you’re gone
I’ve lived with all your ooze
And now I’ve put together the clues
That life would be much better
Once you’re gone
I know that I can’t sneeze no more
It ain’t no lie
I don’t want any more of your spores
Fungi, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)
Don’t wanna be a host for you
Just a petri dish while you make me feel like poo
Your spores ate me, and it ain’t no lie
Fungi, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)
Don’t wanna be treated rough
I just wanna tell you that I’ve had enough
It might sound crazy, but it ain’t no lie
Fungi, bye, bye, bye
I’m standing up, I know for sure
My surgeon will do the procedure for the cure
(Bye, bye)
You’re checking out, you’ve been shut off
I don’t want to be an oozer and I’ve had enough
I don’t wanna be your host, you make me feel like poo
So I’m leaving you behind (bye, bye, bye)
I don’t wanna be treated rough (treated rough)
But I’ve had enough
(Bye, bye) and it ain’t no lie
Bye, bye, Fungi!
Don’t wanna be a host for you (I don’t wanna be a host)
Just a petri dish while you make me feel like poo
I don’t want to be your host so it ain’t no lie
Fungi, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)
Don’t wanna be treated rough (I don’t wanna be treated rough)
I just wanna tell you that I’ve had enough (but I had enough)
It might sound crazy but it ain’t no lie
Fungi, BYE! BYE! BYE! (Bye, Bye)
