Fungi, Just Go Away

Good news! I had my recheck with my internal medicine doctor, and she is very optimistic that the anti-fungal pills are working! Although I’m still honking like a goose, it isn’t as often. And the nose cannon is also firing less. More importantly the ooze from my nose is more often clear than a mucus goop. Taken as a whole, she is optimistic that although this is a slow process, the medicine is working. It just means I need to be patient, because she said this medication takes at least 6 months to really see improvement, and I’ve only been on it since early December. I’ll go back to visit her in two months, to make sure I’m still on track.

In other good news, while I was there an ophthalmologist was able to take a look at my eye. Mom and Dad weren’t able to speak to her, because it was a quick check while I was out back getting bloodwork done. But according to her vet tech, she was pleased with what she saw. So she called my primary ophthalmologist, who was not in the building yesterday, and together they said I could switch from one of the really strong eyedrops meant for short term use, to one that is better for longterm! I’ll start that today, and in a month I’m scheduled for a followup with my eye doctor.

So in summary, although the surgeries in the fall were not completely successful, I’m back on the right track! This is a lot of information to take in, so just to make sure the Fungi got the message that his days are numbered, I wrote a new song! This parody is written to Motley Crue’s iconic power ballad, “Don’t Go Away Mad (Just Go Away)!”

I will hike that trail
With a wagging tail
Take a rocket ship with friends into space
So many things to do
That I can’t feel like pooh
It’s time to get rid of this nose goo!

Seasons will change
So many paths, so many ways
I can’t wait to explore these things
Even out in the rain
I knew it all along
I’d have to sing this song
Too young to feel unwell
Guess I knew it all along

I’ll be alright, I’ll be ok
No more dealing with this goop
Smilin’ through nose pain
I’ll be alright, I’ll be ok
In this New Year

Saw the vets today
Did a down stay
They were checking my nose
Looking better today
They said take a pill
For six months is the best way
The Fungi is leaving
From my nose far away

I’ll be alright, I’ll be ok
No more dealing with goo
Feelin’ better someday
I’ll be alright, I’ll be ok
Hold on to dreams and plans
Fungi will go away
I’ll be alright, I’ll be ok

No more dealing with the goop
Smilin’ through nose pain
I’ll be alright, in this New Year
Remember what I say Fungi
And it goes this way:

Fungi, don’t go away mad
Fungi, just go away!
Fungi, don’t go away mad
Now Fungi, just go away! (there you go)

Don’t go away mad
I don’t want you mad
Come on, Fungi
Go!
Now!
Come on, Fungi, now!
Everyone sing one more time!

Fungi, don’t go away mad (I don’t want you)
Fungi, just go away (I will stop sneezing)
Fungi, don’t go away mad (you’re leaving)
Fungi, go away (go, go)
Fungi, don’t go away mad (don’t be mad, Fungi)
Fungi, just go away, yeah
Said Fungi, don’t go away mad
Fungi, just go away
And I say Fungi, don’t go away mad
Fungi, just go away, yeah
Fungi, don’t go away mad (GO!)
Fungi, Just Go Away!!!!

I hope the Fungi got the message this time! But if not maybe we should sing Fungi, Bye! Bye! Bye! again too!

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Asa is an up and coming rock star, and devoted younger brother to Angel Chuck Billy.