The Intelligence Office of Living with a Golden announced at 8:00 AM today that they have come into the possession of a flying saucer. According to the information released by the blog under the authority of Chuck Billy, Dog Ufologist, the disc was recovered in the backyard after Asa had notified him that he found the object on the premises. After a thorough inspection, Chuck Billy has not revealed any details on the saucer’s construction. However in an unauthorized interview Asa revealed that the object is approximately 12 inches in diameter, and contained little green men, some of whom were ejected during the crash. Asa, who is a respected and reliable Golden Retriever, kept the story to himself hoping to keep the Aliens as friends. But finally decided that he would go ahead and tell Chuck Billy for his expertise. The announcement that Living with a Golden is in possession of a UFO came only a few minutes after Asa revealed what he had seen. We now join a press conference already in progress with Chuck Billy, Dog Ufologist, on this startling discovery.
Chuck Billy: I’d like to repeat that there is nothing to worry about. The situation has been contained. The object has been removed from the crash site to an undisclosed location, and medical attention is being given to it’s passengers.
Reporter: Is it true that Asa initially carried one of the occupants, squeaking, into your home?
Chuck Billy: I cannot disclose if contact was made, or what information was exchanged between Asa and the crash victims found in our yard.
Reporter: Asa, can you please share with us how you found it, and what you saw?
Asa: In the pre-dawn hours, while out with Mom to do my business, I noticed a round object protruding from the snow. After dragging Mom over for closer inspection, I discovered that there were little green friends scattered in it’s vicinity.
Reporter: Mom, how did you react?
Mom: Due to it being dark out and before my first cup of coffee, I cannot accurately comment on what was found in our yard. I defer all questions to Chuck Billy, Dog Ufologist, who retrieved the wreckage hours later. I can comment though that we welcome all new little friends, and will make them comfortable during their stay with us.
Chuck Billy: Thank you everyone for coming. No more questions! We will update you when we have further information to share. Also please note opinions expressed by Asa and Mom do not necessarily reflect my own as a renowned Dog Ufologist.
Reporter: Chuck Billy! Chuck Billy! Why can’t we view the wreckage? Were their any casualties in the crash? Do they come in peace? Is this some sort of government coverup like Roswell?
Leaked photographs taken at the crash scene…
