Asa has been waiting for this day all year – National Tell a Joke Day! Now although joke is singular, he couldn’t limited himself to just one. Therefore I feel obligated to warn you that the following blog post by Asa will contain bad puns, dad jokes, and yes even a knock knock joke. Consider yourself warned if you dare to keep reading!*

My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere.  
It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away!

Q: Why can’t the sleepy motorcycle hold itself up?  
A: Because it is two tired!

Q: Why are Geologists’ playlists so boring?  
A: They only listen to rock music!

I tried to capture a photo of the fog.
But I mist!

I saw a field with a single tree cut down.
Must not have been poplar.

Q: What’s funnier – mountains, fields, or forests?
A: Mountains, of course! They are hill areas!

Feeling down? Climb a mountain!
It will change your altitude!

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?

Tank! Tank who?
You’re Welcome!

*Hey, I warned you not to keep reading, but you did anyways! Happy National Tell a Joke Day!