Today is National Tell a Joke Day. Therefore I feel obligated to warn you that the following blog post by Asa will contain bad puns, dad jokes, and yes even a knock knock joke. Consider yourself warned if you dare to keep reading!*

Did you hear about the person going around stealing gates from homes?

No one wants to confront him in case he takes a fence!

Why is the forest so noisy? Because of all the bark!

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from the Cranberries, Peanuts and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you can yodel!

Q: Why did the farmer receive an award? 
A: Because he was outstanding in his field!

*Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Happy National Tell a Joke Day!