On the morning news I heard that recently a possible Great White Shark was spotted a mile off the coast of Wells, Maine.

Well this is an awkward predicament.  As you know from our Dog Friendly Places Reviews, we frequently visit Wells Beach.  Asa usually doesn’t swim out that far, and prefers the shallow waters instead.  But I can easily see him being confused for a shark due to the fact he’s always biting something with his big sharp teeth.  Should I alert the media to correct this misconception?  Or perhaps I could have some fun with this and tell the local fishermen that they can easily catch this scourge of the sea with a jar of peanut butter?  Decisions, decisions…