Unfortunately over the weekend the tipping of our toy basket, while Mom was trying to do a little spring cleaning, resulted in our stuffie friends gaining undue attention. This led to a spa day in the laundry room for some, a trip to the stuffie ER to await surgery for others, and sadly for a few to go away entirely on an extended vacation. I must say Asa is handling all this surprisingly well. In fact, he’s been singing about! Perhaps it is because Bret Michaels’ of Poison was fresh on his mind due to his recent birthday? Or maybe Asa is just gearing up for the next leg of his World Tour of Maine this summer? Whatever the reason, while Mom sorted them, and I supervised, Asa squeaked his hit parody Talk Squeaky to Me, inspired by Poison’s “Talk Dirty to Me.”
You know I saw you
I saw you at the pet food store
Your squeak I couldn’t just ignore
‘Cause I like it
And I know Mom wants me to
To head on home with you
I gotta squeak you
Oh yes, I do!
I never
I never ever hurt my toys
Because you know you bring me joy
Just to squeak you
And I know you cannot wait
Wait to be squeaked too
I gotta squeak you
‘Cause stuffie we’ll be
At Dad’s office
Under the old man’s desk
During a zoom call
I’ll be squeakin’ some more
Down the kitchen
Shut the office door
And stuffie
Talk squeaky to me
You know I’ll squeak you
When Mom is on the telephone
One of the perks of work from home
Clients can hear you
When you squeak those sounds to me
And don’t do it softly
They gotta hear you
‘Cause stuffie we’ll be
At Dad’s office
Under the old man’s desk
During a zoom call
I’ll be squeakin’ some more
Down the kitchen
Shut the office door
And stuffie
Talk squeaky to me
Chucky pick up that stuffie and squeak to me!
Bark! Bark! Bark! Arrooo!
‘Cause stuffie we’ll be
At Dad’s office
Under the old man’s desk
During a zoom call
They’ll be hearin’ more squeak, squeak, squeak
Down the kitchen
Dad shut the office door
And stuffie
Talk squeaky to me, yeah
And stuffie
Talk squeaky to me, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak
And stuffie
Talk squeaky to me
Whoo!
That’s the way I like it, stuffie
Ooh, yeah!
