I was going to write the best post ever this morning, but I had to take Mom for a walk first. Yes, that’s it, a walk. And then…well we took a wrong turn! Yep, a wrong turn. Don’t you hate when that happens? And before we could retrace our steps…before we turned around…there was…a Squirrel! Yes, a squirrel! And he invited us to play Monopoly. It would be rude to not accept that invitation, yes rude. So I had to say yes! And you know how long that game takes to play. Just then…just then…a wizard appeared! Not a scary wizard like in the movies, but the goofy kind you see on cereal boxes and ’80s cartoons. And he needed my help to…find a magic flower to save the world! Yes, that’s it! Who can say no to helping to save the world? It is my civic duty! And after I found that flower I had to…walk Mom home! So that’s why I didn’t have time to write the best post ever this morning. I’m sure you understand!