Exciting news! During my time away, my manager Llily Llama added a new member to my Asa’s World Tour of Maine team. Introducing my stylist, Llorenzo Llamas! Note the different spelling of Llorenzo. Not to be confused with the star of the 1990s tv series, Renegade. Totally different Llamas. Although I’m really not sure what this new team member’s credentials are other than he is a snappy dresser, but Llily Llama sure likes him. Anyways, while I unplugged last week, Llily Llama was hard at work getting Llorenzo Llamas up to speed.

This required a lot of alone time, with them meeting without me.

Sometimes late into the evening, well past sunset.

Don’t worry, they did have some downtime together for what Llily Llama called “team bonding.”

I’m just grateful Llily Llama was there to give Llorenzo Llamas mouth to mouth resuscitation when he fell playing soccer. Or at least that’s what I think she was doing. I didn’t want to interrupt.

I’m ashamed to admit it, but I was getting a little jealous of all the time they were spending together without me. They assured me though that I was overreacting.

To prove they were still working on my tour, they sent me to “Red Rocks” for a photoshoot. Although they must have given me the wrong directions, because it was just a Maine beach with some interesting red rocks, and not the famous concert venue in Colorado.

Meanwhile as I was there, it appears they were at a spa. This explains why they weren’t returning my calls. They must not have had good cell service in the sauna.

I know my manager Llily Llama always has my best interest at heart for my rock star career. She wouldn’t have added Llorenzo Llamas to the team if he didn’t have an important role. So of course he needs Llily Llama’s undivided attention at this time. I’ll just wait patiently for further instructions on Asa’s World Tour of Maine.