cASAnova here, with more helpful advice for Valentine’s Day. Yesterday I shared with you an idea for a homemade gift. Today I’m sharing my thoughts on the perfect thing to say when presenting your beloved with that special gift. After all when it comes to Valentine’s Day, I am a hopeless romantic.**

To get your Valentine’s attention, may I suggest trying one of these pick up lines:

• Are your paws tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
• Meeting you has given me a new leash on life.
• I must be a tick, because I’m stuck on you!
• You’re looking quite fetching!
• You make me want to be a more obedient dog.
• Girl, you are so fetch!
• Did you win Best in Show? Because you sure look like a winner to me!

Once you have their attention, try a few jokes to keep the conversation going:

Q: What did the Valentine’s day card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we’ll go places!

Q: What kind of flower should you NOT give on Valentine’s Day?
A: Cauliflower! 

Q: What did one font say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re just my type!

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to send any Valentine’s Day cards?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts.

**Llily Llama and my legal team would like me to mention that none of these statements have been proven to work. Use at your own risk.