Let’s Get Walked

It’s Finally Friday! I don’t know about you, but this week seemed extra long to me. Time to grab the leash and get outside for a walk! And you’re in luck, because I have the perfect walking song parody. Inspired by Def Leppard’s “Let’s Get Rocked,” here is my paw thumping, pavement pounding version of Let’s Get Walked!

Do ya wanna go walk?
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk

I’m your average, ordinary, everyday dog
Happy to be singin’, in fact that’s what I do
I got a million songs to make your day, all written in my blog
‘Cause when I walk I love to sing, rather than be a watchdog

Come walk with me
Get up and move your happy feet! Sing loud with glee
I said, “Time to walk, with me!”
Walk the dog! Don’t need to have a plan!
Take out the leash! Yes, please!
Bring poop bags too! Gotta keep it clean!
Sorry Mom, gotta carry it
Let’s take a walk outta here!

Seven days a week walkin’, right!
I can go both day and night
It won’t take a minute, to sing along
So get on in it, come on, come on, come on!

Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk
Let’s walk all the way, do it night and day
Come on let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk!

I’m your average, ordinary everyday dog
Walkin’ with my Mommy, to give her a better mood
She’s staring at a screen all day, and she needs to get up and move
What she needs is rock and walk, to get her in the groove

We sing Halen, Steelheart, Bon Jovi
Sometimes we even scream!
Sebastian Bach, and Violent Femmes
Turn it up, we’ll make a scene
Well, sorry neighbors for our obsession
Why don’t you sing along is my question?

Seven days a week, walkin’, right!
I can go both day and night!
It won’t take a minute, to sing along
So get on in it, come on, come on, come on

Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk
Let’s walk all the way, let’s walk night and day
Come on let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk!

Hey, all I wanna do is take a walk out there with you
All day long inside this office, tired of stuck inside this room
Heaven knows, I could just start barking during your Zoom!

Its time to go play
Hey, look at that cat!
Do ya wanna get walked?
Do ya wanna get walked?

Oh!
It won’t take you a minute, to just stroll along
So get on, get with it
Oh, come on, everybody!

Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk! Let’s go walk, Mommy!
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk! Do ya wanna? Do ya wanna?
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk! Get the leash for it!
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk! Love to walk with my buddy, Mommy!
Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk!

Let’s walk all the way, let’s walk night and day
Let’s get out and play, walk for miles today!
Come on, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go, let’s go walk!

Do ya wanna go walk?

Now enough singing! Let’s grab those leashes and take a walk outta here!

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Asa is an up and coming rock star, and devoted younger brother to Angel Chuck Billy.