Hi Angel Chuck Billy! Sorry to interrupt your end of season snow deliveries. However I’m excited to report, thanks to alert skywatcher Darby, that there is a new development in one of your many UFO theories! A 6-foot, 17,000-pound meteor traveled 45,000 miles per hour over northeast Ohio on St. Patrick’s Day! Do you know what this means? This further proves your theory that extraterrestrials use holidays when humans are distracted to enter Earth’s atmosphere!
According to a post by NASA Space Alerts on X, “A very bright daylight fireball was observed by witnesses from the northeast U.S. and Canada this morning, March 17. An analysis of currently available data places first visibility of the meteor above Lake Erie.” The American Meteor Society confirmed it received hundreds of reports of a visible meteor from eyewitnesses in Delaware, Illinois, Indiana Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Washington DC, and the Canadian province of Ontario. Furthermore, for those who didn’t see it, they sure heard and felt the sonic boom, estimated to have unleashed an energy of 250 tons of TNT when it broke apart! Even the National Weather Service said the meteor’s explosion triggered earthquake monitors.
Or at least that’s what “they” want you to believe. As you, Chuck Billy the renowned Dog Ufologist, so expertly taught us, extraterrestrials use meteor showers and other “natural phenomenons” to disguise their UFOs when traveling to Maine on vacation. However, this time they chose Ohio to enact their plan, no doubt because they are aware, thanks to you, that Mainers know to look to the sky for them. In fact, Maine remains one of the top 5 states for UFO sightings. Hence why they had to set the GPS on their UFOs for another part of the country.
It was the perfect plan! Little green men arriving on St. Patrick’s Day – that’s brilliant! Between all the talk of Leprechauns and Guinness beer, who even would notice them? And if a person or two did follow these little green men, they were no doubt preoccupied looking for pots of gold and rainbows, never realizing the true nature of their visit. Well their plan did have one flaw. The loud explosion they made entering the atmosphere couldn’t be drowned out by even the best Clancy Brothers sing along, the thunderous sound of Riverdance Irish step dancers, and a sold out Dropkick Murphys concert combined! So folks did pause and take notice…briefly. Then they were back to celebrating St. Patrick’s Day.
