Ok, I admit it, I’m awesome!  Who could resist wanting to follow my every move?  So for this reason I’m trying to be patient with Asa.  But I believe we are long overdue for a conversation on personal space.  Heck, I can’t even chew my toys without Asa nuzzling in for a closer look at my technique.  Even Mom and Dad are getting on my nerves.  For some reason they don’t think I’m getting enough attention.  So on the rare occasion when Asa is leaving me alone, they want one on one time with me.  How about a little “me time”?!  Now I finally understand why Lemmy use to retreat under the sofa table and refuse to come out.  But alas, like all celebrities I can’t disappoint my adoring fans, so I will endure their constant admiration!  Besides, as Piglet once said to Winnie the Pooh, “It’s so much friendlier with two.”

Clearly I need to talk to Asa about the importance of personal space.

It’s so much friendlier with two.