I bet you’re wondering why I’m hanging out in Asa’s crate today.  It is because my disgusting little brother struck again.  You see during the night he had an upset tummy while in his crate.  At first I thought nothing of it, because after all he was safely locked in with it.  What harm could he possibly do to me with his vomit?  Heck, I even foolishly thought he’d be responsible and clean it up by eating it as any self-respecting dog would do.  Yet once again, Asa decided to take a different approach and rolled in it!  But he was still safely locked in the crate and couldn’t bother me, so I nestled down in my warm bed inside my crate and went back to sleep.

Well you can’t even begin to imagine my indignation the following morning when Mom discovered Asa’s mess, and let him out of his crate so she could clean it.  What does the little bugger do?  He ran straight to my crate and started wiping his vomit soaked fur all over my pristine bed in an effort to clean himself off!!!  Not only does he not know boundaries, he’s disgusting!  No dog should defile another dog’s castle!  So while Mom washes my bed, I’m going to hang out in Asa’s freshly cleaned crate for a nap. Oh gross!  Did I just hear a splash?!  Asa better not be sticking his head in the toilet again!  This puppy will be the death of me…