Vengeance Is Mine!

Nooooo!!!  The most horrific event happened in my neighborhood this morning!  Our town’s Department of Public Works took away my branches!  I was helpless to intervene while the maintenance workers slowly moved along our street inserting the fallen branches into their wood chipper.  If only I had thumbs so I could open the door to go outside to stop them!  I tried barking, but alas my pleas were drowned out by the maniacal grinding.  I admit I’ve been slow at gathering them and bringing them home on my daily walks.  But I’ve been putting in a good effort!  Besides, it’s hard with Asa slowing us down.  Not to mention I have to keep correcting him and telling him it is branches we want not pinecones.  Such a sad loss of sticks.  How will I explain this to Dad?!  We have this bond where I bring home the sticks and he begrudgingly adds them to his burn pile.  He claims we don’t need them and I’m adding to his yard work, but I know deep down he secretly enjoys it.  I would hate to disappoint him.  However, tomorrow is a new day, and with each new day comes the potential wind storm, and more sticks will need to be rescued!  I vow to bring home each and every branch I find from now on!

Chuck Billy racing to rescue a branch from the town's wood chipper!

Chuck Billy racing to rescue a branch from the town’s wood chipper!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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