There’s a suspicious character lurking around our backyard.  It is a mysterious stranger with an obvious fake mustache!  But who is this winged intruder?

Theory 1: He is a spy working with the Squirrels on some diabolical plot to steal the wild blueberries growing in our yard.

Theory 2: He is in the witness protection program and was relocated to our yard to hide after testifying against our neighbor’s serial killer cat.

Theory 3: He is a hipster bird who flies in the face of traditional norms by flaunting his avant-guard choice of facial hair.

Whatever he is up to, I’m going to keep a close watch on him.  I may need to go undercover myself to investigate further!