Attention Dogs!  Today is Take Your Dog to Work Day!  Our one opportunity each year to prove to Humans that having Dogs in the workplace makes the world a better place.  Ok, maybe not the world per se, but it does make for a happy work environment.  There’s even proof!  Studies by the International Journal of Workplace Health Management and Virginia Commonwealth University found that allowing pets in the workplace can increase productivity, boost employee morale and increase sales.  So don’t blow it!  Asa and I are fortunate that every day is Take Your Dog to Work Day for us.  But it’s not always easy!  Here is our advice on the Do’s and Don’ts of Dog Office Etiquette.

DO prepare yourself for a boring day.  I know in your mind you’ve imagined your Human doing all sorts of awesome things at work, but the reality is they’re not.  So hunker down for a nap, and just enjoy being there.

DON’T try to make the workplace more exciting!  That means no spontaneous bouts of running in the halls, playing with squeaky toys, or creating new games with the office equipment.  Although it may be fun for you, distractions are frowned upon.  Humans have a warped sense of priorities at work, and it will only make them jealous watching you play.

DO be a good listener.  Your Human may appreciate your help talking through an important project or idea.

DON’T voice your opinion.  I know Dogs are smarter than most Humans, but please resist the urge to bark during meetings.  Trust me, they never listen to your advice.

DO take your Human outside for 10 minute recess breaks.  Just like you, Humans need fresh air and to stretch their legs.  It’s good for their health.  Besides this gives you an opportunity to have potty break.

DON’T forget to have your Human pick up the poop!  Not picking up your poop is a sure bet that you won’t be invited back to work again.  Also no matter how long that meeting drags out, DON’T have an accident inside!

DO be sure to pack treats to reward yourself for a job well done, and bring your water bowl for periodic celebratory toasts.

DON’T raid the office refrigerator, trash receptacles, or unattended lunches.  Just like you don’t like it if someone ate your food, Humans are just as possessive about their meals.  In addition, under no circumstance become a cliche and eat their report!

DO remember your polite greeting of strangers training and keep your paws to yourself.  You don’t want to find yourself meeting with Human Resources.

DON’T assume everyone wants to meet you.  Be sensitive to the fact that there are Cat people who are upset that there is NOT a Take Your Cat to Work Day.

I guess that is a good summary to prepare you for the task at hand today.  Now remember, don’t blow it!  By making it a positive experience for everyone, maybe someday Take Your Dog to Work Day will be every day!