Dear Anonymous, to the Owl or Hawk who left that regurgitated Holiday gift on our porch roof, we thank you for your thoughtfulness, but cannot accept it. Although it looks wonderful to roll on, Chuck Billy and I are not allowed onto the porch roof to play. Also even though it is nice to indulge in special treats this time of year, I must remain true to my diet.
In this season of giving, might I add though, that your regurgitated gift is truly unique. We have never received that from anyone before. And it is giving Detective Chuck Billy hours of enjoyment as he tries to figure out what, or more appropriately who, it once was. We can honestly say we were surprised when we looked out the office window this morning and saw it there.
Such a wonderful homemade gift shouldn’t go to waste. Therefore, if you act fast and retrieve it now, I’m sure you could regift it to someone else on on your Holiday list. Your secret would be safe with us.
Thank you again for your thoughtfulness.
Love Your Friend and Neighbor, Asa
