Apparently today is National Tell a Joke Day. Who makes up these national days anyways? Well whether this is a real holiday or not, Asa wanted to celebrate by sharing a few of his favorite jokes. Again, don’t blame me for this post. Blame whoever came up with National Tell a Joke Day, and then told Asa!

What did the teddy bear say after dinner when offered dessert?

No thank you, I’m stuffed!

Why don’t fish go on vacation?

Because they’re always in school!

How do you know when a bunny is angry?

He’ll look hopping mad!

What do you get when you throw a lot of books in the ocean?

A title wave!

What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?

Tea shirts!

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Stick with me and we’ll go places!

How do you make a skeleton smile?

You tickle his funny bone!

Hope these jokes tickled your funny bone too. Happy National Tell a Joke Day!