Picture if you will, two dogs and their family walking on the beach. It is early morning, on a beautiful summer day. They are laughing and enjoying each other’s company, without a care in the world. That is until they crossed into another dimension. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. They’ve entered the Twilight Zone!

Witness if you will, the Mom has a poop bag attached to her bag. It is an ordinary poop bag, much like any other she’s carried in the past. That is until the bag disappeared!

Alarmed, because the older and wiser dog obeys all beach rules to clean up after pets, they immediately retraced their steps. They walked the entire distance to where the younger dog had made said missing bag full. But found not a trace.

They then followed their original set of foot and paw prints in the sand, back to where they discovered it was missing. Still no sign. Again they retraced their steps, widening their search and scanning in all directions. After an extensive search, the missing poop bag was never found.

Theories:

Asa: The bag fell. A friendly seagull saw it, picked it up and flew it to a trash receptacle, where she dropped it.

Mom: A good samaritan saw the bag fall, tried to get their attention but couldn’t be heard over the crashing waves, realized it wasn’t dropped on purpose, and threw it away for the hopelessly oblivious family.

Dad: There never was a poop bag! It was all just a mass hallucination that the poop bag ever existed.

Chuck Billy: The poop bag fell into a portal! This is after all the same beach where we’ve seen unidentified flying and floating objects, among other strange activity.

We leave it up to you to decide what happened to the missing poop bag in the Twilight Zone!