Sometimes I find it difficult to juggle my career as an up and coming rock star, with my obligation to continue my brother’s important research as a dog ufologist. However, other times, as luck would have it, both worlds collide. Case in point, recently I was at Hampton Beach, New Hampshire to see if the Casino Ballroom needed an up and coming rock star as an opening act for any of their big concerts this summer. They didn’t. But it didn’t hurt to ask. It only hurt the way they laughed when they said, “No!”
Totally understandable. They must be waiting to book me as a headliner. Anyways, I headed over to the beach to clear my head, and work on some new lyrics. That’s when I noticed colorful friends floating in the distance, not in the water, but in the sky!
Alright, my initial instinct was to ignore what I saw, and focus on my rock ambitions. After all it would be rude to insert myself into their playdate. But I couldn’t ignore the sign from Angel Chuck Billy that I needed to come to the “RESCUE,” by investigating this more closely.
So on this World UFO Day, I am proud to present a further continuation of the renowned Dog Ufologist, Angel Chuck Billy’s research on portals, with this new irrefutable evidence! For those who need a refresher, for years Chuck Billy had been investigating the appearance of a portal in our kitchen, in which things mysteriously disappeared and reappeared. Simultaneously, he was also researching strange sightings over local beaches. And if that wasn’t enough, Chuck Billy also had thoughts about extraterrestrials vacationing in the area, as evident in all the “meteor” sightings over our state in the summer months. Well the three theories have finally come together with this sighting of a portal over Hampton Beach, with many floating friends playing around it!
Just look at all those happy floating friends playing around that perfect portal circle! Mom even managed to get a picture of that fishy dragon-like friend flying through the portal!
Now the question is, what am I suppose to do with this picture perfect portal phenomenon proof? This is perplexing!
Well it being a UFO holiday, I guess I can hold off on contacting anyone, until a more convenient time. I’m sure the folks at MUFON are too busy celebrating World UFO Day. Besides, I’ve got mew ideas for songs to write for when I headline the Casino Ballroom!
