If Angel Chuck Billy taught me anything, it was that a UFO investigation could happen anywhere, especially at his favorite beach. That is exactly what happened to me this weekend when it finally stopped raining long enough for me to leash up the humans and take them for a beach walk. There I was happily strolling along, when next thing I knew I found myself in yet another UFO investigation! In fact, I was surrounded by UAPs – Unidentified Aquatic People!
On that cold and windy day, they were seen walking out of the water! Who goes in the water this time of year? It is freezing! I tried not to make eye contact and act natural, as we all walked down the beach in the same direction.
They were dressed in strange outfits from head to toe in black, and carrying large objects to try to hide their identity. Chuck Billy often warned me of Gray Aliens and Shadow People, but this duo didn’t fit either description. He also had a theory about a secret underwater extraterrestrial base, where aliens and government officials worked together. Could it be I stumbled upon Aquatic Men in Black? Surely the traditional black suit wouldn’t be practical if they were underwater, especially if they were an expensive wool blend. This could explain the unusual outfits. As I pondered this, Mom got silly and tried to snap their picture to make it look like I was balancing them on my head.
Normally, I’d find that hilarious. But this was serious! Play it cool, Mom! They must have realized I was watching them, because next thing I knew, they were headed back into the water, with a third friend! Again, why go into the water? The waves were unusually rough that day!
That’s when I realized I wasn’t the only one on that cold and desolate beach who was watching them. Check out the size of the camera this mysteriously clad person was holding! Within moments he had it pointed on the Unidentified Aquatic People! What if he then turned it on me?
Obviously I stumbled upon some covert alien / government operation. I’m not ready for such an investigation! Quick! Act natural! I needed to distract Mom and Dad and get them out of this situation!
