It is that time of the year when Asa starts parodying Christmas songs. Today’s inspiration comes from an unfortunate incident with a gift I received last Christmas. In fact, he is singing it to the tune of Wham’s “Last Christmas.” Personally, I think Asa is making much ado about nothing. The toy in question did survive…after a few stitches!
Last Christmas Santa gave me a toy
But the very next day I tore it apart
This year, to save Elves from tears
He’ll give me something very different
Last Christmas Santa gave me a toy
But the very next day I tore it apart
This year, to save Elves from tears
He’ll give me something very different
Once bitten I had to try
I really liked it, I’m not gonna tell a lie
Tell me Santa, do you even blame me?
It made a loud squeak that sure did surprise me
“Happy Christmas,” you tagged it up and sent it
With no note telling me, I really should not eat it
Now you know what a fool you’ve been
To trust a Golden Retriever, who will do it again
Last Christmas Santa gave me a toy
But the very next day I tore it apart
This year, to save Elves from tears
He’ll give me something very different
Last Christmas Santa gave me a toy
But the very next day I tore it apart
This year, to save Elves from tears
He’ll give me something very different
Ooh
Roh, Ruh, Santa!
A brand new stuffie, with plastic button eyes
Its hiding something wonderful inside
Oh my, you thought it would be something to sleep on
Me? I guess I thought it was a toy to chew on
A face of a teddy bear with a squeak at its heart
Pure joy undercover, so I tore it apart
Uh, oh now that I’ve found my real love
You’ll never give me again
Last Christmas Santa gave me a toy
But the very next day I tore it apart
This year, to save Elves from tears
He’ll give me something very different, different!
Last Christmas Santa gave me a toy
But the very next day I tore it apart
This year, to save Elves from tears
He’ll give me something very different
Rude!
A face of a teddy bear with a squeak at its heart (You gave me mine)
Pure joy undercover, so I tore it apart
Maybe this year, the toy will be stronger
The toy will be something stronger
Special toy
So long!
