Santa Paws, Hurry Down the Chimney Tonight

Earlier this month, Asa wrote a letter to Santa asking him to play fetch with him on Christmas Eve. He has since read somewhere that humans remember things better when put to a tune of a song. So here is Asa’s musical reminder to Santa of his little Christmas request, along with a few other gifts I added. Our sincere apologies to Eartha Kitt and the original “Santa Baby.” Paws crossed, Asa’s plan works!

Santa Paws, just slip a squeaky under the tree, for me

Been an awful good dog

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Paws, 54 Nylabones to chew, or more

I’ll wait up for you dear

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I missed

Think of all the stuffies that Chuck Billy ripped

Next year I could be squeaking them all

If you’ll check off my Christmas list

Santa Paws, I want a ball, and that’s not all

Been an angel all year

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Paws, one little thing I really need, more treats

Perhaps a box or two

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Paws, and fill my stocking with a new Chuck-It

And balls

To play a game of fetch too

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and play fetch with me

With some decorations off the Christmas tree

I really do believe in you

Let’s see if you believe in me

Santa Paws, don’t forget a gift that’s a breeze,

Fetch please!

You’ve been working so hard

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

For a game of fetch tonight!

Fetch, tonight!

Santa Paws, I’ve been an awful good dog. Fetch, please!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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