Santa Paws, I’ve Been a Very Good Dog

Santa, I’m worried that tonight will be all work and no play for you. So I’m offering this little song as a reminder that not all gifts go under the tree. Perhaps you’d like to take a break and play fetch with my brother Chuck Billy and me? I know you have a lot on your mind tonight, so to better remember my request I’m singing it to the tune of “Santa Baby.” Oh and Chuck Billy added a few small gifts to the lyrics that he forgot to mention when he visited with you.

Santa Paws, just slip a squeaky under the tree, for me

Been a very good dog

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Paws, 54 Nylabones to chew, or more

I’ll wait up for you dear

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I missed

Think of all the stuffies that Chuck Billy ripped

Next year I could be squeaking them all

If you’ll check off my Christmas list

Santa Paws, I want a ball, and that’s not all

Been an angel all year

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Paws, one little thing I really need, more treats

Perhaps a box or two

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Paws, and fill my stocking with a new Chuck-It

And balls

To play a game of fetch too

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and play fetch with me

With some decorations off the Christmas tree

I really do believe in you

Let’s see if you believe in me

Santa Paws, don’t forget a gift that’s a breeze,

Fetch please! 

You’ve been working so hard

Santa Paws, so hurry down the chimney tonight

For a game of fetch tonight! 

Fetch, tonight!

Santa Paws, don’t make me beg like Eartha Kitt did in her version!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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