I dedicate this song to all the work from home office dogs, tired of being ignored! It’s time we rise up and have a little fun! Thanks to the boys from Motley Crue, here’s my parody of “Smokin’ in the Boys Room,” to get you through the day!

Do you ever seem to have one of those days
Where nobody wants to play
From your father all the way down
To your best brother?
Well, y’know that used to happen to me all the time
But I found a way to get out of it
Let me tell you about!

Sittin’ in the office tryin’ not to nag
Listenin’ to Dad workin’ won’t make my tail wag
When Zoom meetings start you know it’s my cue
I’m gonna grab a toy and make a squeak or two

Squeakin’ in the meetin’
Squeakin’ in the meetin’
Now Dad I’m ignoring all of your rules
‘Cause everybody knows that squeakin’ ain’t allowed in Zoom

Checkin’ out my toys makin’ sure my point is clear
Lookin’ at my ball – yeah, it’s the one they all will hear
Dad’s buddies Mark, Nick & John
To end this meetin’ early would be welcomed by all

Squeakin’ in the meetin’
I was squeakin’ in the meetin’
Now Dad I’m ignoring all of your rules
‘Cause everybody knows that squeakin’ ain’t allowed in Zoom

Hey, can we go play?

Well put me downstairs where I won’t be heard
Looked out window and I got bored
Dad’s meetin’ was goin’ better all around
Two minutes later you know there was a sound

Squeakin’ in the meetin’
I tell you, I was squeakin’ in the meetin’
Now Dad I’m ignoring all of your rules
‘Cause everybody knows that squeakin’ ain’t allowed in Zoom

Squeakin’ in the meetin’
Squeakin’ in the meetin’
I tell you, I was squeakin’ in the meetin’
Squeakin’ in the meetin’
Hey Dad, I’m ignoring all of your rules
‘Cause everybody knows that squeakin’ ain’t allowed in Zoom

One more squeak!

Squeakin’ in the meetin’
Squeakin’ in the meetin’
Hey Dad, I’m ignoring all of your rules
Everybody knows that squeakin’ ain’t allowed in Zoom!

Now maybe they’ll hear my side of things!