Yesterday I had a very important Zoom meeting with my manager Llily Llama and stylist Llorenzo Llamas. Why was it over Zoom and not in the same room? Well apparently llama wool does not react well to the ooze coming out of my nose, which was the point of the meeting. As I await my surgery to correct this fungal issue, my stylist was concerned about maintaining my rock star image, while my manager thought I needed extra protection in my delicate state. Therefore they took it upon themselves to hire a squirrel security team to guard me.

I suppose they have a point. Many celebrities have a security team.

Their job is to keep adoring fans at arm’s length, so I can get my rest. Which I guess that isn’t such a big deal, since their arms are really short.

And I do admit they take their job serious, staying with me day and night.

Even going to extremes to protect my privacy from the paparazzi.

Although have to admit this one seems a little too intense.

And kind of scares me.

But he’s also willing to overlook the ol’ nose cannon and give me a cuddle when I need one, which I truly appreciate.

So if you find yourself at the receiving end of my new squirrel security team, my apologies. Please understand this is just temporary while I get my rest. Well at least I hope it is just temporary! I rather miss having personal space.