In light of Asa’s surprise bath, he somehow talked me into sharing one of his B-list songs. As his manager, I tried to convince him that there was a reason why we never released this parody sooner. The chorus of this little ditty has been around for years. In fact, Asa sings it after every bath. However, yesterday he decided to write an entire song. Please be forewarned that it is against my better judgement that I release Asa’s parody of Rick James’ “Super Freak,” which he calls Super Fluffy.
He’s a very fluffy dog
The kind you can bring home to Grandma
He will never shed when he’s around
Once you brush from tail to paw, oh, dog
He likes to play in the tub
He says that its his all-time favorite
When he’s told to sit for the hairdryer, it’s a fun time
He always aims to please, oh, yes
That dog is pretty fluffy (the dog has super fluff)
The kind of dog you read about (in dog show magazines)
That dog is pretty smelling (the dog has super fluff)
Folks really love to pet him (every time they meet)
He’s alright, he’s alright
That dog’s alright with me
Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey!
He’s super fluff, super fluff
He’s super-fluffy, bow
Everybody sing
Super fluff, super fluff!
He’s a very special dog (the kind of dog you want to pet)
From his head down to his toenails (down to his paws)
Yeah, he’ll want to cuddle you and all your friends
Anywhere is fine (day or night, he’s alright)
That dog is pretty fluffy (the dog has super fluff)
The kind of dog you read about (in dog show magazines)
That dog is pretty smelling (the dog has super fluff)
Folks really love to pet him (every time they meet)
He’s alright, he’s alright
That dog’s alright with me
Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey!
He’s a super fluff, super fluff
He’s super-fluffy, bow
Groomers all sing
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Super fluff, super fluff
That dog’s super fluffy
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
He’s a very fluffy dog
The kind you can take home to Grandma
And he will never shed when he’s around*
Once you get him to the groomers…
Blow your coat
Oh, Asa….
