In honor of Valentine’s Day weekend, I dedicate today’s song parody to one of my oldest and dearest squeaky friends, Miss Caterpillar. We first met 9 years ago in 2017, which is like a bazillion years in stuffed friend years! Oh sure our friendship has been tested over the years, like when she had to go into hiding to escape Chuck Billy’s attempt to turn her into a butterfly. And yes, she isn’t as fluffy as she once was, and her squeakers don’t work anymore. Miss Caterpillar has also needed emergency surgery more than once, and has spent a considerable amount of time recuperating in the toy box. But through it all, she has remained my dear friend. Therefore today we will celebrate our special friendship with this parody of Guns N’ Roses, “Sweet Child O’ Mine.”
She’s got a squeak that it seems to me
Reminds me of whelping box memories
Where everything was as fresh as my puppy breath
Now and then when I hear her squeak
She takes me away to that special place
And if I squeak too long, she’d probably break down and stop
Whoa, oh, oh
Sweet squeaky o’ mine
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Sweet toy of mine
She’s got eyes of the strongest threads
As if she ever broke
I’d hate to look into those eyes and know I caused that pain
Her fur reminds me of a tasty treat
That as a puppy I’d chew
And today I still cuddle by my side as if she was still brand new
Whoa, oh, oh
Sweet squeaky o’ mine
Whoa whoa, oh, oh, oh
Sweet toy of mine
Whoa, yeah
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Sweet squeaky o’ mine
Whoa, oh, whoa, oh
Sweet toy of mine
Whoa, oh, oh, oh
Sweet squeaky o’ mine
Ooh, yeah
Ooh, sweet toy of mine
Why don’t you squeak?
Why don’t you squeak now?
Why don’t you squeak?
Ooh, oh, why don’t you squeak?
Why don’t you squeak?
Oh, why don’t you squeak now?
Why don’t you squeak? (Sweet squeaky)
Why don’t you squeak now?
Squeak, squeak, squeak,
Why don’t you squeak now?
Squeak!
Why don’t you squeak?
Oh, why don’t you squeak now?
Oh, why don’t you squeak?
Oh, why don’t you squeak now?
Why don’t you squeak?
Oh, why don’t you squeak now?
Now, now, now, now, now, now, now
Sweet squeaky
Sweet squeaky of mine!
How it started…
How it is going….
