Concerned citizens have inquired about updates on my missing Rudolph doll. I regret to report that this case has grown colder than a winter’s night at the North Pole. However, that is not for any lack of trying on my part to locate his whereabouts. In fact, the case has some interesting developments, and I […]
The New England Patriots are back in the Super Bowl! Now I know what you’re thinking, “Asa, you’re not normally a sports dog, why are you so excited?” You’re right! I normally don’t pay attention to sports, and my humans usually don’t watch games either. Unless Mom knows that Jon Bon Jovi is at the […]
As ice and snow blanket the country, and record breaking cold settles in, I’m re-sharing a winter project suggestion that is the perfect way to pass the time indoors today, while looking back at the past, that your future self will thank you for doing. Your Future Self Will Thank You (January 2024) Let’s face […]
It all happened so quickly. I could barely believe my eye. It was everything Angel Chuck Billy dreamed about. What any dog dreams about really. Yet as soon as I comprehended what was happening, it was stopped! I was almost served not just two breakfasts, but two breakfasts at the same time! This morning began […]
Does anyone recognize this Llama? He arrived in a Kong box last week, but he’s rather shy and not forthcoming as to his name or who sent him. I searched his box, but my only clue is the packing slip says he was purchased on December 1, 2025. I also did the polite greeting of […]
I was going to write the best post ever this morning, but I had to take Mom for a walk first. Yes, that’s it, a walk. And then…well we took a wrong turn! Yep, a wrong turn. Don’t you hate when that happens? And before we could retrace our steps…before we turned around…there was…a Squirrel! […]
Yesterday I had a very important Zoom meeting with my manager Llily Llama and stylist Llorenzo Llamas. Why was it over Zoom and not in the same room? Well apparently llama wool does not react well to the ooze coming out of my nose, which was the point of the meeting. As I await my […]
Mom is going on a quest. Like all real quests this means Mom has to leave her comfort zone if she hopes to achieve her goal. However, like all good adventurers, she will also apply her real life experiences to help guide her with the mission that lies before her. What is Mom’s quest? She […]
Well it only took 10 years, 11 months, and 49 weeks give or take a few days, but I finally figured it out! Oh, I should probably add the disclaimer that this post is not for the squeamish or anyone eating while scrolling. I’ll pause for you to move on…. Ok, back to the blog. […]
Well I thought I had the perfect Halloween costume for this year. One that would be on trend as the most sought after toy in the country. And best yet it wouldn’t cost me anything, except for a really expensive surgery. You see, with my unfortunate haircut due to my nasal surgery, I thought I […]
