Hello, Dog Ufologist Report Line? First time caller, long time listener. I’d like to report a UAPP. Chuck Billy: Asa, I’m impressed you’re using the official term used by the military, NASA, and other government agencies for UFOs of UAP – Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena, but you have an extra “P.” Asa: Oh! It’s not a […]
Last night something strange happened when Mom was saying good night to us. It wasn’t something we noticed in the moment, but later when reviewing the photos she took, we all saw that she captured something moving in the series of photos. For you see, Mom was taking a photo of my annoyance that despite […]
I have a perplexing problem with my portal theory. For years now I thought for certain that I located a portal in my kitchen where items would either mysteriously disappear or reappear. However, new and troubling evidence has arose which has me questioning everything. Let’s review all the facts, and perhaps you’ll reach the same […]
For the record, I was NOT afraid. I was simply conducting a drill should this had been an actual emergency, which it was NOT. It was just a drill. This needs to be understood before proceeding with my recounting of how events unfolded here last week. I repeat, I was not afraid. I was never […]
Mom and Dad, I’m sure you’re wondering why we called this meeting. Relax! This isn’t the usual talk where we reprimand you for serving dinner late. We can discuss that later. As you know today is National Take Your Dog to Work Day, which falls each year on the Friday after Father’s Day. However, as […]
Mother Nature is disrupting our routine with the first heatwave of the summer. In an effort to keep things cool in the house, certain doors are closed in order to run the air conditioner. I do not like closed doors. Should I bark at the obvious choice to be opened? Or should I choose a […]
Welcome to the 2nd Annual Take Your Lllama to the Beach Day, with your hosts Asa and Llily Llama! Last year while updating our blog post on Dog Beach Rules, I came across one town ordinance that I found very upsetting. “Horses, ponies, llamas, vicunas, alpacas and other large domesticated animals are not permitted within […]
Once again graduation season is upon us. Whether you’re graduating from college, high school, canine good citizen, or even puppy kindergarten, here are some wise words etched in stone to help guide you on your future path. During the Great Depression, Roger Babson who founded Babson College, hired unemployed stonecutters to etch over 20 words […]
It was dinnertime. Mom just served my meal, 10 minutes late mind you. As she turned towards the sink to fill my water bowl, she happened to look out the window, and saw a flash of a white fluffy, wagging tail in the woods. Faster than I could devour my dinner, the ball of fluff […]
Backyard Cold Case Final Report: On Wednesday, March 6, 2024, at approximately 6:00 AM, while on routine patrol, I received a vandalism report from the Vole family. They found traces of digging in the backyard, unrelated to their usual dirt mounds. At the time of that report, I examined the area, and agreed that the […]
