Lately I’ve written a lot about Chuck Billy’s insistence on keeping us on schedule and the importance of his 5:00 PM dinnertime. Now that he’s no longer with us, I’m also realizing how much responsibility Chuck Billy shouldered in keeping our family on track. Most of the time our fearless leader had it all under […]
Well once again Daylight Saving Time has come to an end, leaving dogs across the country in a state of confusion. We may have gained an hour by turning the clocks back, but our meals are now served late. Why do humans insist on changing dinnertime? Don’t they know that Golden Retrievers run on Golden […]
There goes the UPS delivery person, after dropping off the last minute touches Asa needed for our Halloween costumes. I wish Mom let me out so I could refuse delivery. Recently a friend reminded me of the time I went to extreme measures to try to prevent my Halloween costume from being delivered. Spoiler Alert: […]
Gather round my friends, as I share this haunting poem about my Halloween plight that is truly a fright. Asa just ordered our Halloween costumes! Now whereas he enjoys dressing up and looking silly, I do not. Over the years I’ve had to endure being dressed up as a caterpillar, pumpkin, and even a pink […]
It all started with Asa giving a ride to a spider, then shenanigans ensued. There’s a chill to the air lately, so one of Asa’s spider friends wanted to come inside to warm up. He was patiently waiting on the outside door for a ride share, and Asa was happy to oblige giving him a […]
Dad and Mom, we need to have a little talk about respect in the workplace. Specifically, how many times must I remind you not to call me by my embarrassing nickname when I am working? I would never call you something silly in front of your coworkers. But yet you do not give me the […]
Asa here. I have to admit, I was really disappointed that I didn’t get to meet Dee Snider of Twisted Sister when he came to Maine last weekend. Because it was Dee who inspired me to become a rock star! The very first parody I ever wrote was to Twisted Sister’s paw pounding arena anthem, […]
Alright, I admit it, I messed up. After being cone-free for an entire week, I may have got a little curious and aggravated my hot spot…again. Nothing too serious. Just a little irritated. But enough that out of an abundance of caution Mom and Dad put the cone on me so it will heal in […]
This song is inspired by true events that we witnessed last year. Full disclosure, we are not fans of dog parks. Far too many dogs have been needlessly exposed to illnesses or injured at them. Now we know friends, who love their local dog park. So we don’t want to offend anyone. However, here is […]
Asa here. On Monday, Chuck Billy shared his heroic efforts to keep Mom safe during a thunderstorm, which for the record, he was not afraid. Today I feel I must confess that I was afraid while taking care of Mom recently. At the time, we were both recovering from visits to the doctor. In fact, […]
