As all Golden Retrievers know, with great cuteness comes great responsibility. And letting people pet and admire us is one of those responsibilities. But it also gets daunting, especially if I just want to relax and enjoy family time. Don’t get me wrong, I love making new friends! But all that petting can really slow me […]
I would’ve written a better post for today, but I’m tired from being awake at 3:00 AM to watch the lunar eclipse. I could’ve missed the total eclipse because moments before the clouds rolled in and covered it, but left in time for the big reveal. I should’ve paid more attention to the eclipse, but […]
It happened again. I was happily conversing with my stuffed animal friends, when Mom surprised me by announcing my dinner was served. Just when I thought I was somewhat getting a grasp on when to alert it was time for dinner, they changed the rules, or at least the clocks on me! Angel Chuck Billy […]
Today’s post goes out with a big thank you to my friend Murphy! Since Angel Chuck Billy crossed Rainbow Bridge, I have not been inspired to write a new parody. I’ve tried. But my heart wasn’t there, so I’ve been sharing old songs. That is until today! I saw Murphy’s new harness which reads, “2 […]
For many dogs, Valentine’s Day is a day of love and loss. Humans give us these wonderful squeaky toys, only to have them tragically go silent before the day is done. The following song parody is dedicated to all dogs starting a relationship with a new toy today. I first wrote it in 2023, but […]
Lately I’ve written a lot about Chuck Billy’s insistence on keeping us on schedule and the importance of his 5:00 PM dinnertime. Now that he’s no longer with us, I’m also realizing how much responsibility Chuck Billy shouldered in keeping our family on track. Most of the time our fearless leader had it all under […]
Well once again Daylight Saving Time has come to an end, leaving dogs across the country in a state of confusion. We may have gained an hour by turning the clocks back, but our meals are now served late. Why do humans insist on changing dinnertime? Don’t they know that Golden Retrievers run on Golden […]
There goes the UPS delivery person, after dropping off the last minute touches Asa needed for our Halloween costumes. I wish Mom let me out so I could refuse delivery. Recently a friend reminded me of the time I went to extreme measures to try to prevent my Halloween costume from being delivered. Spoiler Alert: […]
Gather round my friends, as I share this haunting poem about my Halloween plight that is truly a fright. Asa just ordered our Halloween costumes! Now whereas he enjoys dressing up and looking silly, I do not. Over the years I’ve had to endure being dressed up as a caterpillar, pumpkin, and even a pink […]
It all started with Asa giving a ride to a spider, then shenanigans ensued. There’s a chill to the air lately, so one of Asa’s spider friends wanted to come inside to warm up. He was patiently waiting on the outside door for a ride share, and Asa was happy to oblige giving him a […]
