Tall Tale

Stories about Giants have been told throughout history, and around the world. From Greek mythology to European folklore, to Native American cultures, Giants have played a starring role, which doesn’t always put them in the most flattering light. There are also countless conspiracy theories about when the bones of these larger than life beings are found, they are quickly bought and hidden by government agencies or dismissed as fraud by scientists. It is because of these conspiracy theories and smear campaigns that modern day Giants prefer to stay out of the spotlight.

That is until today! Today I am revealing a long held family secret! Want to know why I never share photos of Dad? It is because he is a Giant! Oh that feels so good to finally come out of his shadow and make this revelation! It’s not that he doesn’t want to pose for photos. It is just due to his unusually tall stature, he doesn’t fit into the normal camera angle when posed with me. And let’s face it, when you have someone as cute as me on the end of a leash, most folks don’t even look up to notice who is holding the other end. Hence why we can go so many places, and no one notices him. However, on this first day of April I’m proud to share this photo of me and Dad!

Oh and in case you’re wondering about Mom? She’s average size, I think. I’m not sure because she’s invisible! But that’s a tale for another day…

Happy first day of April!

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About the author

Asa is an up and coming rock star, and devoted younger brother to Angel Chuck Billy.