That’s the Way the Cookie Crumbles

They say, “You are what you eat.” They also say, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.” However, I want to know what “they” would say about the current cookie confusion in our home. As you may recall back in January, Dad had the awkward experience of attempting to eat one of MY dog treats. It wasn’t his fault. He was confused because the dog treat looked just like a cookie made for humans.

The dog treat that started the confusion in our home. Dad, Leave it!

Well now it is my turn to be confused. Mom returned from the grocery store with this box of Scooby Doo graham cracker cookies. The box has dogs’ iconic hero, Scooby Doo smiling on the front, and his catchphrase of “Ruh! Roh!” printed on the back. In addition, they are referred to as “snacks.” Everyone knows “Scooby Snacks” are Scooby Doo’s go-to treat during an investigation.

Exhibit A: Scooby Doo endorses these graham cracker snacks.

The cookies themselves are even in the shape of dog bones, which everyone knows is the shape reserved for dog treats. Humans don’t eat dog bones, dogs do!

Exhibit B: They are shaped like a dog bone.

Yet Mom insists these cookies are for humans and are NOT dog treats! Well if it looks like a dog treat, and smells like a dog treat, it is MY dog treat!

Sorry Mom, I have another thing “they” say, “That’s the way the cookie crumbles!” These delicious snacks are mine! But just like Scooby Doo shares with Shaggy, I’ll share mine with you.

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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