Keep an eye to the sky!  Last night was the annual Perseid Meteor Shower, which also signals the return of UFOs.  Don’t believe me?  Ask any reputable ufologist, and they will tell you Aliens use the Perseid Meteor Shower to hide their UFOs as they enter Earth’s atmosphere.  In fact during last year’s meteor shower, the Aliens got careless and one of their triangular spaceships was caught on camera over Hampshire in the United Kingdom.

Well this year I have proof that the Aliens are headed to New Hampshire!  After months of no sightings, this strange light anomaly often associated with Alien abductions appeared over my backyard just in time for the Perseid Meteor Shower.  Coincidence?  I think not!  It’s also not a coincidence that they have their laser beam pointed at Asa.  Lemmy and I were both around his age when we were abducted by Aliens.  I still recall that horrible day waking up at the vet’s office surgically altered and with a microchip implanted in my back.

However, as usual, Asa is not taking the situation serious.  He claims the Aliens are probably here for one last vacation as the summer winds down.  Similar to how the Aliens visited Portland earlier in the season.  Regardless, I wasn’t about to wait to find out what their intentions were and went inside for safety, while he foolishly ran to greet them.  Luckily for Asa, the tall grass hid him from the UFO hovering overhead, and they left without him.  By the way, Dad wants you to know that the grass is high in that area by our garden because the Alien’s laser beam made it grow rapidly, and not because he hasn’t used the grass trimmer in weeks.  At least someone else in this house believes in the power of UFOs!