The Case of the Chipmunk Garden Vandal

It all began while on a routine backyard patrol shift last week. I noticed a plant in our garden had been flattened. I incorrectly assumed it was due to the previous night’s heavy rain, and did not inspect it closer, nor did I file an official report with headquarters.

However, a concerned citizen, Dad, later reported that the plant had been snapped off at the base, and had a tiny bite mark on one of its leaves. I immediately went out to investigate the crime scene, before Dad planted more sunflower seeds in that spot. No further evidence obtained.

No damage detected on the other plants in the garden.

A few days later, again while on routine patrol, I came across signs of vandalism in another part of our yard. This time the plant appeared to be unscathed, but there were obvious bite marks taken out of the sign identifying the plant. No evidence found to link the two cases.

Was this deliberately done to throw off my original investigation? Or part of a larger crime spree?

Then on Wednesday, while at my window post on guard duty, I spotted the perpetrator stealing the newly planted seeds from my garden, right under my nose!

Only a criminal mastermind or a fool would be brazen enough to carry out a robbery right under my nose!

I immediately barked for back up, and raced into the yard with Asa and Mom in hot pursuit. Alas we were too late. The suspect escaped down a cleverly concealed tunnel located just behind the raised garden bed.

If you see this suspect, do NOT approach! Please contact Detective Chuck Billy immediately.

The investigation to apprehend the suspect continues. I will not rest until I find this thief!

Editor’s Note: Chuck Billy may need to call in backup to help with his investigation.

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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