Today is the Super Bowl…of Eating!  Soon friends and family will be gathering to gorge themselves on food while watching football.  This is the perfect opportunity for Team Golden to enjoy delectable table food normally off limits to us.

So here’s the game plan.  First we need to identify the weakest members on Team Human.  Who is most likely to succumb to our cuteness and give us treats.  Next up, the distracted players.  Those who are so absorbed in the game on TV that they aren’t defending their plate from Team Golden.  We can get some really good touchdowns with this person.

We also have to keep in mind the defense players.  They include cat people, those that insist on feeding us from the veggie platter that no one likes, and the most dreaded opponent on Team Human – the people whose hands are soaked in wings’ hot sauce.  At all cost we must avoid hot sauce hands, or we will be sidelined at the water bowl.

I’m very excited to have a rookie player on Team Golden this year.  Because if all else fails, I can throw Asa into the room as my Hail Mary pass.  No one can ignore a puppy, and I can pick up the food the humans fumble.  Let the game begin!

Team Golden is ready for the Super Bowl…of Eating!