I wasn’t going to share this post for our Throwback Thursday stroll down memory lane. That is until Asa begged me NOT to share it. What kind of a big brother would I be if I didn’t share his embarrassing puppy stories?

My Disgusting Little Brother (March 25, 2015)

Puppies are disgusting!  You wouldn’t believe what Asa did this week!  Warning: Those with a squeamish stomach, you may want to stop reading this post and watch this light hearted video instead.

Ok, so we just came inside from a lovely walk followed by a game of fetch.  As I was settling down to enjoy a nice afternoon nap, Asa defiled my kingdom by relieving himself on the kitchen floor!  I know he is easily distracted, but how could he have possibly forgot to do that before we came inside?!  Mom quickly whisked him outside so he could finish the job…or so we thought.  

While she was cleaning up the offensive mess, the little bugger decided to poop under the sofa table!  I ran to alert Mom but have to admit I have a weak stomach when it comes to such messes, and soon found myself vomiting in the same spot Mom was cleaning.  

Before she had time to mentally grasp the hazmat situation unfolding before our very eyes, Asa trotted over as if nothing had happened, and…this is too horrible to comprehend…started eating my vomit!  YUCK!  I wonder if Mom and Dad would mind if I renamed my little brother the Toxic Avenger?

Asa’s Rebuttal: That was FIVE years ago! I was only 4 months old! Mistakes happen! Why must you embarrass me, Chuck Billy, by dredging up the past?