I think we all could use a smile today. So I found this gem in our archives. It’s one of Asa’s first songs, an adolescent angst tribute to his rock eating phase. To all Twisted Sister fans out there, my sincere apologies. Without further ado, here is Asa’s version of I Want a Rock!
I want a rock! ROCK!
Drop it you say,
But all you ever say to me is time and time again you say No!
No! No! No!
Tell me not to play,
Well, all I got to say to when you tell me not to play I say No!
No! No! No!
So, if you ask me how I want to play
There’s only one thing I can say to you
I want a rock! ROCK!
I get from eating rocks and there ain’t nothin’ in the world that makes me go!
Go! Go! Go!
Whenever one turns up
When it’s like this I feel the urge shootin’ through me
There’s nothin’ else that I would rather chew
Thank goodness Asa not only out grew his rock eating phase, he eventually realized he looked ridiculous with that big hair! Now if only he’d stop writing these silly parodies…
