Earlier in the week Asa shared his inner struggle of not being able to play with the yoga ball that Grandma left at our home. I whole heartedly agree that Asa should leave the ball alone, but not because he is a self-proclaimed “good boy.” As a renowned Dog Ufologist, I feel it is my obligation to investigate further this unidentified bouncing object. After all, Grandma’s yoga mumbo jumbo sounds a bit spacey to me. How do we know this isn’t some sort of UFO invasion?

First off, why would anyone make a ball so big that no one can’t play fetch with it? Unless of course it was designed for giants! I saw an episode on Ancient Aliens about giants. Could Grandma have accidentally stumbled upon proof they exist by finding one of their toys? Or perhaps it doesn’t belong to a giant. Maybe this ginormous ball belongs to Bigfoot? If so, this is the perfect way to lure Bigfoot out of the woods and to my house so I can study him closer!

How do we even know this is an actual ball and not some unidentified planet? I’ve seen photos of what Earth looks like from outer space and this ball has all the same markings of water and clouds. This could be a small planet that crash landed on Earth only to be confused as a yoga ball by Grandma! I definitely need to break the “no playing with Grandma’s yoga ball” rule, to fully investigate this further. The safety of not only my family but the world could be at stake here! I must investigate!