Asa here. Ruh! Roh! I’m not positive, but because of me Chuck Billy may have been abducted by a UFO. Ever since I was a puppy, he has been protecting me from UFO purple laser beams, but when it came time for me to return the favor I blew it. Just take a look at this photo taken yesterday of Chuck Billy. Does anything look out of the ordinary to you?
Possible photographic proof of Chuck Billy’s Alien abduction?
He’s totally being lifted into the air by a UFO purple laser beam, isn’t he? I was so impressed by the height he reached with our ball, that I didn’t realize the seriousness of what was actually happening right in front of me! Besides, I probably should have said something earlier when I first noticed the UFO hovering over our house. But we were playing fetch, so I ignored Chuck Billy’s number one rule of “see something, bark something.”
Cool, there’s a UFO hovering over our house.
To be honest, I’m not even positive he was even abducted by Aliens. I was too busy focused on the ball. So perhaps Chuck Billy was there all along? It’s not my responsibility to always keep my eyes on him. Besides, he hasn’t mentioned any unexplained lapses in time, which he claims is another telltale sign that UFOs have been hovering. And if Chuck Billy knows anything about time, he knows exactly when it’s breakfast and dinner time. So perhaps he was there all along? Oh, but then there’s this photo of him happily watching me play fetch, oblivious to the laser beam. Why wasn’t he barking at it? He always barks! He’s the Dog Ufologist, not me!
Shouldn’t Chuck Billy notice that weird light anomaly too? After all he is a Dog Ufologist!
Ok, I guess this could be my fault, because this all started during the Great American Solar Eclipse. On Monday Chuck Billy and I weren’t the only ones hiding in the bunker he made. I noticed a little green man hanging out next to the Spam. But I’m a firm believer in being friends with everyone. I assumed he heeded the warnings on the news about protecting his eyes and was just hiding from the eclipse like us.
Hello new friend!
You know what? Now that I think of it, Chuck Billy wasn’t purposely abducted! The UFO was hovering over our yard yesterday to pick up my new friend the little green man! Chuck Billy must have accidentally gotten in the way of their transport beam! Well who owes who an apology now?! Safe travels little Alien! I hope you made it back to your planet in time for dinner. Feel free to take the Spam with you!
A closer look at my little green friend, who accidentally got trapped in Chuck Billy’s solar eclipse bunker! I hope he made it home safe and sound!
