Wasting Away Again in Peanutbutterville 2025

Hello all you hot dogs and cool cats! This is DJ Asa bringing you my classic hit parody from 2017 to get you through the dog days of summer on this Music Monday! So come with me where there are tropical breezes, lost squeaky loves, and delicious frozen treats in Peanutbutterville, sung to the tune of Jimmy Buffett’s “Margaritaville.” 

Nibblin’ on dog treats,

Readin’ my friends’ tweets,

All about their plans for the summer.

Chewin’ my Nylabone, on my front yard.

Smell those hot dogs,

Hey the neighbors are startin’ their grill.

Wastin’ away again in Peanutbutterville,

Searchin’ for my lost squeaky ball.

Some dogs claim that there’s a human to blame,

But I know, it’s nobody’s fault.

Don’t know the reason,

The ball was here all season,

With nothin’ to show but a broken squeaker.

But it’s a real beauty,

A bacon ball cutie,

How it got lost, I haven’t a clue.

Wastin’ away again in Peanutbutterville,

Searchin’ for my lost squeaky ball.

Some dogs claim that there’s a human to blame,

Now I think,  – Oops, it could be my fault.

I ran by my brother,

Caught it on first try,

Told to “come,” had to cruise back home.

But there’s peanut butter in the freezer,

And soon it will render,

That frozen concoction that I can’t resist.

Wastin’ away again in Peanutbutterville,

Searchin’ for my lost squeaky ball.

Some dogs claim that there’s a human to blame,

But I know it’s my own darn fault,

Yes, some dogs claim that there’s a human to blame,

And I know, it’s my own darn fault.

Important Reminder: Before indulging in your own favorite frozen peanut butter concoction, read the label on the jar. Make sure it does NOT have anything toxic to dogs including xylitol, which also hides under the names of wood sugar, birch sugar, and birch bark extract. Cheers!

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About the author

Asa is an up and coming rock star, and devoted younger brother to Angel Chuck Billy.