Web Problems

It is a little known fact that writing a dog blog can be inherently difficult work. Case in point, a spider has appeared on my computer this morning. Is he a visitor from the dark web, upset that with each of my dog ufologist posts I am getting closer to the truth about UFOs? Or is he simply an adoring fan from the worldwide web? At the moment I cannot answer either of these questions about his intentions.

For you see after taking his photo, he resisted Mom’s efforts to gently move him to a quiet corner of the office. In fact he put up a fight and jumped at her. Who knew spiders could jump so far? Anyways, Mom is now refusing to type my thoughts for today until his whereabouts are determined. And my current attempt at typing with my paws is a far more difficult task than anyone with thumbs could ever understand.*

Upset conspiracy theorist? Adoring fan? Or just a fastidious housekeeper reminding Mom to dust?
Who is this mysterious spider wearing a red mustache and white goatee? And more importantly where is he hiding now?
*No spiders or Mom were harmed in the writing of this post. But my paws are tired!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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