It’s here! The moment Mom and Asa have been waiting for! The release of Bon Jovi’s newest album, “Bon Jovi 2020!” Well, it’s sort of here. Our CD that Asa ordered hasn’t arrived yet. I know what you’re thinking, he could just purchase a digital album and not have to wait, but Asa is “old school” and likes CDs. So while he and Mom patiently wait by the mailbox, I thought I’d share Asa’s motivational anthem “Hiking on this Trail,” written to the tune of Bon Jovi’s “Living on a Prayer.” Personally, I’d rather be hiking than waiting by the mailbox for a CD…
Once upon a time, in Dad’s office…
Mommy takes us for daily walks
Neighborhood is nice
We walk back and forth
It’s boring, so boring
Daddy works at his desk all day
Dreaming of outside
He wants to go play
With us, with us
I say, “We’ve gotta forget the plans you’ve got
It doesn’t make a difference if you’re working or not
I’ve got this trail map and that’s a lot more fun,
Let’s go on a hike!”
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, hiking on this trail!
Take my leash, we’ll make it, I swear
Whoa, hiking on this trail!
Asa’s tired of playing with toys
Now he’s stuck inside
When we use to climb mountain tops
So bored.
Chuck Billy dreams of adventures all day
When he barks in the night
Asa whispers,
“Brother, it’s ok, someday…”
We’ve gotta go hike with Mom and Dad
It doesn’t make a difference if they’re working or not
I’ve got this trail map and that’s a lot more fun,
Let’s go on a hike!
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, hiking on this trail!
Take my leash, and we’ll make it, I swear
Whoa, hiking on this trail!
Hiking on this trail!
(Asa’s guitar solo)
We’ve gotta go hike, ready or not
Dogs live for adventure not sitting around!
Whoa, we’re halfway there
Whoa, hiking on this trail!
Take my leash and we’ll make it, I swear
Whoa, hiking on this trail!
