I was headed back to headquarters after a routine neighborhood patrol shift, when all of a sudden a speeder raced past me.

I immediately followed in pursuit.

Det. Chuck Billy: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Asa: Ummm, no actually.

Det. Chuck Billy: I’ll have to give you a warning for running in a Slow Children At Play zone.

Asa: Ok, from now on I promise to tiptoe through the neighborhood!

Det. Chuck Billy: Oh you think you’re funny? We’ll meet again! And next time I’ll have no choice but to fine you for speeding!