How can it possibly be mid-September already? It seems like just yesterday it was June and we were full of hope and promise for a summer full of adventures. You have to ask yourself, did Asa and I fall into an Alien wormhole trap again? This Dog Ufologist says, “YES!”
According to the Einstein-Rosen Bridge Theory, a wormhole is a topographical feature that is fundamentally a shortcut connecting two separate points in spacetime. Based on that theory, I believe by using a wormhole, Extraterrestrials found a way to construct a tunnel to bypass our summer! I can even pinpoint the day when it happened. This picture was taken on a hike in August. Look closely, and you will see the telltale circular swirl of a wormhole that led us straight to September! This photo totally explains why my summer was so short!
This is not the first time Mom has captured evidence of us falling into a wormhole during a hike! The photo below was captured on a hike in 2016. As with that incident, surely Mom and Dad followed Asa and I into the wormhole without realizing it. After all Mom follows us everywhere, and Dad is always so distracted by gadgets that he could easily walk through a vortex escorted by an Alien without noticing it.
This time though, Mom even captured us emerging from the wormhole, none-the-wiser to the incident that just took place. My wormhole theory also explains why some dogs claim the summer flew by, while others said they enjoyed the leisurely pace. Clearly Extraterrestrials only denied some of us the joys of summer while extending it for others.
I know this is a lot of shocking news to take in all at once. No doubt you want to start scrolling through your own photos to see if you fell into a wormhole. But before you go, I’d like to leave you with my final fighting words on the subject. Aliens, you may have made my summer go by too quickly, but there is still plenty of excellent weather in the autumn. Mark my words, despite it being past Labor Day Weekend, I will continue to enjoy my summer plans before winter returns!
