Asa Gone Wild

Asa really has done it this time. He somehow managed to get on stage with ’80s rock icon Sebastian Bach! Would you believe they sang Asa’s parody of Skid Row’s 1989 classic “Youth Gone Wild” together? Or as Asa calls it “Dogs Gone Wild!”

Since I was born they couldn’t tell me “down”
Another misfit pup, another goofy class clown
I never played by the rules, I never really cared
My puppy reputation gets me everything!

I look and see it’s not only me
So many others have stood where I stand
We are the pups, so raise your paws!

They call us problem pups
We spend our lives in trainin’
Our energy is unwanin’
We are the dogs gone wild!
We run and we won’t walk
We’ll even eat some rocks
Dog trainer’s nightmare all
We are the dogs gone wild!

Human screamin’ in my ear about who I’m supposed to be
“Getcha a 4-foot leash and pup you’ll walk right next to me.”
I said “hey man, there’s something that you oughta know, I’ll tell ya your training is a NO go!”

I look and see it’s not only me
We’re barkin’ loud, ain’t never a doubt
We are the pups, so bark it out!

They call us problem pups
We spend our lives in trainin’
Our energy is unwanin’
We are the dogs gone wild!
We run and we won’t walk
We’ll even eat some rocks
Dog trainer’s nightmare all
We are the dogs gone wild!

Let me hear you wild! (Bark! Bark! Bark!)

They call us problem pups
We spend our lives in trainin’
Our energy is unwanin’
We are the dogs gone wild!
We run and we won’t walk
We’ll even eat some rocks
Dog trainer’s nightmare all
We are the dogs gone wild!
We are the dogs gone wild (Aroo! ooo! ooo! ooo!)
We are the dogs gone wild (Aroo! ooo! ooo! ooo!)
We are the dogs gone wild! 
Wag! Wag! Wag!
We are the dogs gone wild (Aroo! ooo! ooo! ooo!)
We are the dogs gone wild!

Ok, so maybe Sebastian wasn’t impressed and asked Asa to get off his stage. AWKWARD!

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Chuck Billy is a Golden Retriever, living in Southern Maine, who likes to share his unique observations on life with his little brother Asa. When not writing his blog, he spends his days being awesome.

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